Chad “Wangbone” Tulik isn’t the only A Shot at Love 2 cast member who wants to venture into the T-shirt market. Brittany Rae Leach has posted via MySpace some mock-ups of potential designs for her “Brittany Is My Homegirl” collection (see above).
Now it’s down to one final decision: Should the rainbow stay or go? Share your opinion with her right here.
You can decide the fate of Rock of Love 2 winner and Bret Michaels’ girlfriend (yes, they are STILL dating!) Ambre Lake. Well, she won’t actually be kicking the bucket. However, her character, Janelle, could very well expire in Project Slasher, which explores a new genre of choose-your-own-adventure-style films.
Released today, a short “teaser” of the film juxtaposes a weather man’s forecast with shots of an out-of-breath Janelle, who whispers the word “fuck.”
The remainder shows the woman going about the daily motions of her life but gives off an eerie sense that someone is watching. That someone turns out to be the trite masked men who capture the leading lady. At the end, it gives you a choice of where Janelle can run — woods or barn — and goes on from there. Check out the clip here.
Surprisingly, Ambre does a fantastic job in this glimpse of the film — probably because she does so little talking. For some reason, her voice throughout the Rock of Love 2 season got to us because it never seemed genuine. It always felt like she was presenting a well-rehearsed broadcast of events. What do you think of her performance?!?!
It appears Tila Tequila might need some help thinking of all the totally fascinating topics she will broach in her new book, “Hooking Up with Tila Tequila”.
Aside from the “clever” title, which she probably didn’t come up with herself, she’s made a call out to her fans to supply her with questions to answer. She posted a bulletin on MySpace on May 24 asking for questions about “love, sex, relationships, family, career, etc.”
The bisexual dating star even asks for her fans’ MySpace screen names so “I can find you or print it out in my book as well.” Sounds like this is more for marketing purposes rather than a heartfelt dedication to sk8terf00l99. Read the full message below.
Hi Everyone!
I have some really exciting news! I just currently got a book deal and I have decided to take advantage of this moment to dedicate my new book entitled, “HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA” to all of my fans out there!
In this book I will give advice on love, relationships, sex, and how to make your dreams turn into reality….just like I did! I want to be able to help people and give some advice on my own personal experiences that will somehow end up helping others along the way!
So since my book will be dedicated to all of my fans, here is how I want you to get involved: Just write me a question that you have about anything! Ask me about love, sex, relationships, family, career, etc....anything you would like to ask me because now I will be able to answer you! You can also share with me some of your stories in life or your own personal experiences! I love to connect to my fans and I want to continue connecting with you all!
So please write me to my personal email address.
Don’t forget to put up your Myspace Screen Name so I can find you or print it out in my book as well! YAY! Email me now at:
HookingUpWithTila@gmail.com
I am looking forward to hearing from you all! I can’t wait and I’m so excited to write a book for you all! I will be here picking out your questions and will contact you personally once your question or story has been chosen! Can’t wait!
Love Always,
Tila
If this note proves anything, it’s that her book will likely be filled with a lot of roundabout answers and gazillions of exclamation points! Uh … yay!!
We totally condone this sort of behavior: getting drunk and munching on some awesome foods. See what else Serenity Sell’s does on cam (for charity!) June 5 right here on CFC.
At least her sandwich eating had much more finesse to it than this classic clip (below) of an annihilated David Hasselhoff rolling around on the floor, shirtless, with hamburger in hand. Oh, that one never gets old.
The original ANTM and Vh1 celeb-reality star Adrienne Curry posted videos of a gathering that included New York (Tiffany Pollard), Rock of Love star Bret Michaels and Christopher Knight.
New York: “You know, YouTube, what the fuck ever. Cause i have a new show coming out and, um, damn I’m drunk! And it’s called New York Goes to Hollywood. Check it out. I don’t know when it’s going to be released, but you guys are always in my fucking business, YouTube.”
In the next video, Curry contemplates having a threesome with her husband, Knight, and Michaels. Sick!! Watch at your own risk.
So, are all these fools working on a show together? That would be pathetic. And delicious.
In the first glimpse of the “normal” Lohan household, we find Dina starting her morning by pouring over all the tabloids. “They can destroy my kid’s career,” she barks in her husky voice. “They better not start on Ali,” she huffs as family assistant Alexis pulls up a spread that claims the 14-year-old already had some nose work.
She continues to denounce the very thing that has actually prolonged Lindsay’s days in the spotlight for approximately 24 minutes more minutes. Even her mother and Lindsay’s grandmother, Nana, talks trash. “The nanas are not exempt,” she warns others of the paparazzi’s tenacity.
As far as the New York home where Dina, Ali and 11-year-old Cody reside, it isn’t as lavish as one would suspect. The average suburban home is probably the closest to normal this fame-whoring family is gonna get. Upon entering the home, a montage of trinkets around Orange Oprah’s living room (interwoven with Ali and Cody wrestling on the floor) shows one that reads: “If it has tires or testicles, it’s gonna give you trouble.” Um, classy.
When Ali disapproves the tracks her record label sent, Dina growls, “What they are sending her are what they think a 14-year-old should be.” Apparently she forgot to e-mail them a picture of her daughter, who appears to be nearing 35 in the looks department.
What’s worse is that Dina is under the assumption that her daughter is an “artist” who intends on producing “art”. “You’re not hear to please anyone but yourself as an artist,” she coos to Ali. The day that fugly mini-Lindsay is considered a real artist is the day her bisexual, snatch-flashing sister will win an Oscar. Never.
The strangest detail that emerges from this first, 30-minute calculated look into the Lohan lifestyle is that Dina met Jeremy (Ali’s hip-hop track provider) via IM. Firstly, how does one secure Dina Lohan’s AIM? Secondly, if Dina’s family so important to her, why on Earth is she talking to strangers online? Just bizarre (i.e. the opposite of normal!).
As the uglier version of LiLo whines to her new lyrics “It’s not my fault that your in love with me”, it’s not difficult to wonder who will love this clueless and lost little girl. If Dina thinks she is setting Ali up to be the next Ashlee Simpson, she should have taken some time to figure out why The Ashlee Simpson Show was a success.
1.) It was on MTV (music television), not E! (entertainment television).
2.) Ashlee’s songs were actually *good*.
3.) Ash looks and acts much different from her sister, whereas Ali is just shooting to be a Lindsay replica. She even says, “Lindsay is my role model. I try to look like her and dress like her and everything.”
Yes, this girl is so screwed. The fact that Lindsay’s alleged sex tape and reports that she is dating Jeremy outshine Ali throughout the episode, it’s evident that the middle school wanna-be will continue to live in her sister’s shadow even on her own reality show.
