Rumor Mill: Another New Vh1 Show?!

Posted in: Flavor of Love, Flavor of Love 3, Reality Rumors, VH1

The original ANTM and Vh1 celeb-reality star Adrienne Curry posted videos of a gathering that included New York (Tiffany Pollard), Rock of Love star Bret Michaels and Christopher Knight.

New York: “You know, YouTube, what the fuck ever. Cause i have a new show coming out and, um, damn I’m drunk! And it’s called New York Goes to Hollywood. Check it out. I don’t know when it’s going to be released, but you guys are always in my fucking business, YouTube.”

In the next video, Curry contemplates having a threesome with her husband, Knight, and Michaels. Sick!! Watch at your own risk.

So, are all these fools working on a show together? That would be pathetic. And delicious.

[Via Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Flavor Flav Proposes, Ends Flavor of Love Series

Posted in: Flavor of Love, Flavor of Love 3, VH1

If you’ve had enough of Flavor Flav and the latests over-scripted season, you’re not alone.

Apparently Flavor Flav decided to end the madness and propose to his son’s mother. Hooray! Watch below.

VH1 Reveals I Love Money Cast

Posted in: Flavor of Love, Flavor of Love 3, I Love Money, Jason "Heat" Rosell, Kristy Joe, Megan Hauserman, Pumkin, Rock of Love 2

New Show on VH1 I Love Money

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A series of blog posts on VH1’s blog disclosed the full cast list of the new challenge show, I Love Money. The premise is similar to the other dating shows, but instead of competing for former rock-rap stars, the cast battles it out for dollar bills. A lot of dollar bills. $250,000 to be exact.

Much like we reported in early April, the cast list proves that Wikipedia can sometimes actually be pretty accurate.

The only noticeable big mistake was the listing of Kristy Joe from Rock of Love 2’s first season. This is probably because, as sources reveal exclusively to us, she will be on another VH1 show. It’s good to see the network isn’t allowing its celeb-reality stars stray too far.

Also missing is Bootz from Flavor of Love 2, Sinceer, Thing 1 and Thing 2 all from Flavor of Love 3.

And without further ado, here’s the complete cast list:

  • 12 Pack, I Love New York
  • Brandi C., Rock of Love
  • Chance, I Love New York
  • Destiney, Rock of Love 2
  • The Entertainer, I Love New York 2
  • Heat, I Love New York
  • Heather, Rock of Love
  • Hoopz, Flavor of Love
  • Megan Hauserman, Rock of Love 2
  • Midget Mac, I Love New York 2
  • Mr. Boston, I Love New York
  • Nibblz, Flavor of Love 2
  • Pumkin, Flavor of Love
  • Real, I Love New York
  • Rodeo, Rock of Love
  • Toasteee, Flavor of Love 2
  • Whiteboy, I Love New York

For more I Love Money updates, add the show’s profile to your MySpace friends.

[Image courtesy of VH1]

Update: VH1 I Love Money Challenge Show Confirmed

Posted in: Flavor of Love, Flavor of Love 3, Jason "Heat" Rosell, Kristy Joe, Megan Hauserman, Party!, Reality Rumors, Reality TV, Rock of Love 2, VH1

I Love Money Show

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Remember last week when we were pouting and praying for VH1 to finally confirm the rumored I Love Money: Challenge Show?

Well, a nice reporter from Variety took the time to figure it out. He got confirmation from a VH1 spokesman that this was indeed going to be a Flavor of Love spin-off (though the cast will contain members from Rock of Love and I Love New York). It’s set to premiere July 13 with a casting special on July 6. Read more about it here.

They should have thrown A Shot at Love in there while they were at it. We’re sure the FOL bitches hate lesbians more than they hate girls with class (and that excludes Pumkin, of course!).

What’s funny is the Variety reporter leads his story with how I Love Money “dispenses with the fiction that anyone involved with the show is looking for romance.”

True. However, we think that these dating show veterans will use their bodies and brains in the same way. Because they’re still competing for something — whether it be Bret Michaels’ old balls or a ginormous treasure chest filled with dollar bills.

Anywho, let the count down to Mexican money-hungry orgies begin!

Flavor of Love 3, Round 9: Hotlanta or Hot Mess?

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Flavor of Love 3

This week’s episode opens with Hotlanta chatting about unpaid rent and a possible eviction. Wait, I thought strippers made bank? Guess Hotlanta doesn’t fall in that category. Sinceer eavesdrops as usual and makes a snide remark about what a sorry excuse for a mother Hotlanta is! Ouch.

Yet again, Hotlanta hits the sauce to soothe the pain of her possible homelessness. Flavor Flav gathers up the chicas for a group-wide wedding proposal. Flav’s the theatrical type, and he divides the ladies into groups of three: brides, maids of honor and one will be the biotch who opposes the marriage. Whoever does the best wins another flavorful date with the man wearing all them gold chains.

After the ladies pick teams, the ceremony commences with Flav marrying Black. Her vows consist of more children and chicken. Now that’s pure romance. When it’s time for the kiss, Black seems rather uncomfortable, and there is not even any tongue or lip action.

Tree becomes upset and outraged. For being the designated opposer, she causes quite the scene! Hotlanta is drunk (as usual) when it’s her time to tie the knot with old Flav. While Sinceer being the sincere lady she is, objects. She declares that Hotlanta isn’t classy or stable enough for our boy Flav. Is she right?

Next up is Thing 2 with her sappy vows. She says Flav is not only her best friend, but he is her confidant. And totally the right man for her. Then she can’t even get his name right! What is it with these broads? It’s not William Drake, Muppet! It’s William Drayton.

Prototype points out the obvious — that Muppet Twin 2 has nasty toenails and is sporting a funky bra. Totally sick!

Flav doesn’t care; he makes her his bride, kisses her and invites the losers for a face off — casket style. Sinceer wins with a very heartfelt eulogy. She pays respect to Flavor Flav’s “Fight the Power” and the substance behind it for all African Americans. Of course, this makes Sinceer the winner, hands down. So the very daring Flav and Sinceer get to ride on a mini-plane over the Pacific.

Flav asks the original girls to interview the newbies. And quite humorously, the girls choose Black as the one that’s truly there for Flav. She gets an intimate date in Flav’s bedroom where the two chat and lock lips.

Meanwhile, hot mess Hotlanta (yes, this is no longer in question — this woman is a hot mess!!) starts talking shit to Tree and Luscious D about Flav’s kids, his financial status and the obvious fact that the mansion they are all living in isn’t really Flav’s. Hasn’t she learned to keep her mouth shut? Or was it the booze talking?

Eventually, Hotlanta’s rude statements blow up in her face, almost resulting in an all out house brawl. Flav is peeved. He removes Hotlanta and Luscious D because it was obvious — they just didn’t mesh.

Katie LuRusso

Image courtesy of VH1.

Flavor of Love 3, Round 8: New Hos on the Block

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Looks like things are definitely getting interesting as four new girls have entered the mansion. They appear to be fresh faced and, dare we say, a bit sexier than the original chicas.

In true Flav fashion, the girls get renamed: Prototype, Luscious D, Black and Shaquille O’Neal look-alike, Tree. The original girls put their drama aside and band together to form an alliance against the new girls.

What happens next can easily be expected, as the girls — both old and new — bicker and banter with each other. Oh, how history often repeats itself! As bedtime approaches, Prancer isn’t anywhere to be found — could she be in Flavor Flav’s bed? Hmm…

The next morning the new girls awake to find Flav’s mansion in complete and utter nastiness! The gnats and crusty food plates made me barf in my mouth a little. Ladies, most of you are mothers! I would expect more from you!!

Flav asks the ladies to put their issues aside and come together to perform a “hip-hopera” to pay respect to his past loves. Seezinz steps up to the plate to direct this Broadway-worthy event. The new girls are POed because they don’t land the big roles they deserve.

Overall the performance isn’t as dull as anticipated; Prancer and Sinceer do a mean impression of Flav — and Prancer even spills the beans about her rendezvous with Flav. Well, at least that’s how Sinceer sees it. Prototype pulls off her ass stuffing in good taste, and it actually did remind us of Deelishis.

Flav awards two winners for best performance, drumroll please … Prototype and her stuffed ass and Sinceer for her wild Flav-ish performance. It seems that Hotlanta isn’t taking to dealing with new hos very well. She has been hitting the sauce a bit more and smoking cigs like a champ.

Flav takes the Hip-Hopera winners to the race track and decides to give the new girls a chance. So, this means one of the old Betties is going home! Flav asks the new girls to choose which of the originals is really there for Flav. The new girls suggest that the Muppet twins should be judged separately because polygamy isn’t cool, Flav!! They also recommend Thing 2 as one of the originals most there for Flav. The twins take this weirdly and start acting like they are conjoined at the belly button.

Elimination time is here again. It boils down to Hotlanta and Prancer — Hotlanta stays because she is mum about shiz and doesn’t snitch. So we say goodbye to Prancer who isn’t all that disappointed. Ouch!

Katie LuRusso

Image courtesy of VH1.

Flavor of Love 3, Round 7: Count Down to Finale!!

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Flavor of Love 3 on VH1

OK, so the countdown begins to the season finale of Flavor of Love 3!! I am a bit ecstatic about this. (Mostly because I am really sick of these tramps!)

So this week’s episode is a bit of a flashback when Charm School winner Saaphyri and Buckwild (both previously on Flavor of Love 2) come back to the house to help execute the calendar girl challenge. This shoot is very amateur and very gag-worthy. Yet in true Flav style, we watch, and we appreciate what American traditions are really all about — booty shorts and wacky weaves!

The shoot goes in typical FOL fashion — full of the banter and the usual bickering of the broads. The Muppet twins are arguing, Shy stinkin’ it up with her dragon breath, and of course, little Prancer and Seezinz trying to claim every month. The other girls are hating on Prancer and Seezinz (sorry chicas … these girls are just a little more photogenic!).

The guest judges, the FOL2 gals, decide that Prancer and Seezinz should win the calendar girl challenge because they have the sexiest shoots and honestly don’t make the shoot look all that cheesy. Hotlanta reminds us of her struggles with single motherhood and the stripping life. Of course one of the Muppet twins overhears Hotlanta telling a friend via phone to get money from Jerry (is this same Jerry who fathered her children??). Hmm…

Meanwhile, Prancer and Seezinz, dressed in sexy leotards and all, get ready for their hot date. Seezinz decides to step up her game and jumps on Flav in the limo, while Prancer pukes a bit in her mouth along with the rest of America.

The leotard mystery is solved. Flav takes the girls out for a day of hanging, circus-style. This gets Seezinz all hot and bothered, and another repeat make-out session occurs this time, ringside at the circus.

While Flav’s away, Shy decides to correct the dragon breath lingering in her mouth by visiting the dentist but is soon disappointed to learn that her breath is more than she can muster. Lots of procedures, involving deep cleaning, extractions, root canals, oh my!!! Shy decides that she will try another less painful and cheaper method known as a lifesaver necklace. I am starting to want to get in on sniffing the breath … is it truly that bad??

Flav soon learns about Hotlanta’s words about Jerry. What else is Flav to do but to confront Hotlanta … and nothing really is resolved. But we are left guessing that she will be the next lady to exit the house. Flav is not looking for a gold digger this time around!

So the girls decide to slip on their pjs and say goodbye to the next girl. Who will it be? Stink breath … arrivederci, Shy!

And then a bit of a twist!! Sapphryi and Buckwild brings in the hot, sexy girls … 4 more girls to live in the house and compete for Flav! Things are getting very, very interesting.

Katie LuRusso

Image courtesy of VH1.

Flavor of Love 3, Round 6: Bye-Bye Bunz!

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Flavor of Love 3

This week’s FOL 3 opens with Myammee in an itsy-bitsy bikini in an attempt to step her game up. Flavor Flav spends some quality time with little miss Myammee in his bed. How romantical.

While Flav is at play, Bunz gets a rather disheartening phone call from old boy at home. Apparently there is no money for bills, and her kids miss their momma.

Another alarming phone call is received in the casa by Seezinz. It’s lovely little Rayna. She was eliminated in episode three and obviously has some time on her hands to call the FOL house. She tells Seezinz Flav better watch his grill and that she is mad at the girls in the house.

Get over it, Rayna! Your 15 minutes of fame are finito!

Meanwhile, Flav puts on another challenge to find the most well-rounded woman in the house. The girls are subject to several rounds of nutty challenges, involving nasty French meat spreads Thing 1 & 2 completely devour.

Girls in bikinis bouncing on trampolines, dressing up mannequins like Flav’s kids, preaching to the choir … then there’s a smart girl challenge and a swimming challenge. This competition is just all over the place!

Prancer wins, and Flav surprises her with a naked body painting date. Well, maybe not naked — who wants to see all that?! Let’s just say … somewhat naked. It was très romantique!

While Flav’s away, the whores will play. And the phone is buzzing again. Who is it this time? A threat to Myammee! She owes her fiancé $1,000? What now? This is nutz!!

But sneaky Seezinz suspects it’s Rayna up to her pranks. Seezinz feels it’s best to keep this information to herself. Shy goes insane when she intercepts the phone calls and gets threatened by the perpetrator. Take a Vicodin, drag lady and a breath mint!

So, Myammee visits Flav once more in the bedroom to discuss these crazy phone calls. She doesn’t have any fiancés at home or know the whereabouts of any stolen money. Flav is so smitten with this girl that he gives her a clock first and alone! This is unheard of in FOL history!!

Unfortunately for her, he takes it quickly back when she reveals her modeling Web site. Is Myammee really what she claims to be? Hmm … you know what time it is!?

Flav says goodbye to Miss Bunz because he’s a daddy of seven and understands that being a momma comes first. Surprisingly, he also says adios to Myammee. Flav is really looking for love and doesn’t trust this sex kitten. He also tells dragon breath Shy to get a breath mint! Y’all dig?

Katie LuRusso

Image courtesy of VH1.

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