
OK, so the countdown begins to the season finale of Flavor of Love 3!! I am a bit ecstatic about this. (Mostly because I am really sick of these tramps!)
So this week’s episode is a bit of a flashback when Charm School winner Saaphyri and Buckwild (both previously on Flavor of Love 2) come back to the house to help execute the calendar girl challenge. This shoot is very amateur and very gag-worthy. Yet in true Flav style, we watch, and we appreciate what American traditions are really all about — booty shorts and wacky weaves!
The shoot goes in typical FOL fashion — full of the banter and the usual bickering of the broads. The Muppet twins are arguing, Shy stinkin’ it up with her dragon breath, and of course, little Prancer and Seezinz trying to claim every month. The other girls are hating on Prancer and Seezinz (sorry chicas … these girls are just a little more photogenic!).
The guest judges, the FOL2 gals, decide that Prancer and Seezinz should win the calendar girl challenge because they have the sexiest shoots and honestly don’t make the shoot look all that cheesy. Hotlanta reminds us of her struggles with single motherhood and the stripping life. Of course one of the Muppet twins overhears Hotlanta telling a friend via phone to get money from Jerry (is this same Jerry who fathered her children??). Hmm…
Meanwhile, Prancer and Seezinz, dressed in sexy leotards and all, get ready for their hot date. Seezinz decides to step up her game and jumps on Flav in the limo, while Prancer pukes a bit in her mouth along with the rest of America.
The leotard mystery is solved. Flav takes the girls out for a day of hanging, circus-style. This gets Seezinz all hot and bothered, and another repeat make-out session occurs this time, ringside at the circus.
While Flav’s away, Shy decides to correct the dragon breath lingering in her mouth by visiting the dentist but is soon disappointed to learn that her breath is more than she can muster. Lots of procedures, involving deep cleaning, extractions, root canals, oh my!!! Shy decides that she will try another less painful and cheaper method known as a lifesaver necklace. I am starting to want to get in on sniffing the breath … is it truly that bad??
Flav soon learns about Hotlanta’s words about Jerry. What else is Flav to do but to confront Hotlanta … and nothing really is resolved. But we are left guessing that she will be the next lady to exit the house. Flav is not looking for a gold digger this time around!
So the girls decide to slip on their pjs and say goodbye to the next girl. Who will it be? Stink breath … arrivederci, Shy!
And then a bit of a twist!! Sapphryi and Buckwild brings in the hot, sexy girls … 4 more girls to live in the house and compete for Flav! Things are getting very, very interesting.
— Katie LuRusso
Image courtesy of VH1.