In memoriam of Anne Boleyn and yesterday’s season finale of The Tudors, we present you with this ridiculous animated film created by five students at Servite Primary School in London.

Spoiler alert: If you’re no history buff, this clip will give away some details to the third and final season of the royal saga, which begins filming in Ireland this summer.

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We have a lil’ dance party here at the office, much like these folks over at Best Buy did.

Watch ’til the very end when whitey gets down with his bad, bad self. There you go! Now all they need is Fantasia Barrino to join in, and they’ll have themselves a Broadway production.

[Via Break.com]

What is it with people thinking they MUST make a T-shirt for every occasion.

For instance, when Chad Tulik uttered “chicks love wangbone” on A Shot at Love 2, was it really necessary for a light bulb to go off in his head that made him MAKE SHIRTS THAT SAY THIS ASININE STATEMENT!

Because lord knows we want our babies wearing $20 onesie wangbone gear.

Anyway, we hope he makes a gazillion dollars! Find all the bonehead accessories right here.

Click here to see the uncensored ad. What brilliance!

[Via Badass MOFO via Consumerist] 

• Two great minds vacation together: Britney Spears and Mel Gibson in Costa Rica? OMFG. (WWTDD)
• Jennifer Aniston reprises her role on Rock Star. And John Mayer plays Mark Wahlberg. (In Touch)
• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are NOT dating. Get over it! (Us Magazine)
• George W hearts The Google on the Internets. (CNN)
• Kim Kardashian is well-endowed in the chest region. (Hollywood Tuna)
• How you’re going to waste this fall … (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
• Shania Twain and husband split. Time for a new country song! (People)

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We all howled with laughter. You will, too, if you watch the clip below of Paula Abdul and her missing mind.

We cannot wait for Hollywood’s favorite ingénue, Diablo Cody, to make her triumphant screen debut in the sequel to the ’80s fan favorite The Goonies.

Ms. Cody will be filling in for the late John Matuszak as Sloth. We wish her and her crookedy-ass eyes all the Baby Ruths in the world.

Heh. Only kidding. Ain’t nobody letting her star in a film.

[Images courtesy of Esquire and the Guardian]

We just saw a commercial for a heartburn medication on NBC during Deal or No Deal and could NOT believe our ears.

What moron named this product AcipHex? It sounds more like ass effects or assFX.

Watch the video of this strange yet hilarious product of an unfortunate brainstorming session. Seriously. Whoever named this should lose his or her job and get a new one with The Onion.