Who wakes up this early???! Especially to record themselves on web cam?

Apparently Mandy Lynn does. Perhaps the adrenaline rush of being on YouTube is equal to or greater than a steaming cup of coffee.

Notice ALL THOSE SHOES behind her? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that many platform shoes outside of a dance club in my life. Is she secretly a stripper? Hmm … that wouldn’t be much of a surprise.

Heh. Only kidding! We love you Mandy!

The last time we saw Brandi Cunningham, she was partying hard at Jason “Heat” Rosell’s birthday party in LA. The super-friendly Rock of Love contestant and upcoming I Love Money star admittedly dabbled in porn as Brittany Burke before turning into a full-blown reality TV star.

But that’s why we love her so much: She’s honest, hot and makes awesomely funny YouTube videos with Rock of Love’s Krista. What more could you want?!

Her nude pictures (obviously NSFW) from Metrotalent Management have recently received a lot of attention (one, in fact, used in this month’s Playboy). And her (very, very NSFW) porn clips? Even more.

[Via Celeb-E]

It might not be Playboy, but Tila Tequila seems super-duper ecstatic about her appearance on Blender magazine’s cover. The A Shot at Love 2 star writes on her blog:

WOOOHOOO! One of my biggest dreams come true! I have landed the cover for BLENDER MAGAZINE! I hope you all get a chance to pick up a copy and check it out….lots of insight in the article and of course….hot photos! hahhaa! JK! But seriously…I hope you guys pick up this issue! It’s a very proud moment for me and I am thankful to have all of you here share this with me! I LOVEEEEE YOUUUUUUU! Check it out….it’s on stands now….let me know what you think!!!!!!

Hmm … does anyone really “dream” of gracing the cover of Blender?

We’d think Rolling Stone maybe — but, Blender?! It’s totally the Maxim of music magazines. She’s on there for her smokin’ Asian hotness — not because people actually respect her as a musician!!!

UPDATE: Read the cover story here. And a quick highlight: “I think every girl is born bisexual,” Nguyen says. “Before I was 10, I had had experiences with girls.”

[Image courtesy of Blender]

As The Hater’s Amelie Gillette pointed out, this Olive Garden model search is 100 percent real. Apparently Hef let Kendra sneak into another brainstorming meeting (the first being when she got the green light to share the cover of Playboy with the other girlfriends).

This all probably spawned from the one and only The Girls Next Door episode we caught where Kendra told some Italian designer she looooooved Olive Garden. Hey, at least it’s not Frazoli’s or something.

And so “If you think you’re sexy, and you work at the Olive Garden,” then apply here (we hear tip money is always better once you’ve shown the goods).

Want to continue the torture? Watch the video below where Kendra professes her Olive Garden love. She guesstimates she’s eaten there more than 100 times and says “I’ve actually noticed that there are really good looking people that work at the Olive Garden.”

Really? What Olive Garden does she frequent? Because, girl, it don’t count when you get that shit delivered to the Playboy Mansion!

As we have been tracking reality TV stars’ naked past in our regular feature FLASHback Fridays, Playboy is doing the same this month in its back-of-book Grapevine spread.

In the May 2008 issue, three nearly nude Rock of Love veterans take up the bottom half of page 141 in all their topless glory. That’s right, Kristy Joe, Megan and Brandi C. have bared it all for you to see. How thoughtful!

And FLASHback Friday will return this week (it was on a brief hiatus due to lack of inspiration), so brace yourself for some more of reality TV’s top-notch tatas.

Image courtesy of Playboy

MTV star Tonya Cooley is back with a vengeance! The Real World/Road Rules Challenge all-star is chatting it up two times in two weeks — and it’ll be insanity at it’s best.

Get registered for free, check out Tonya’s celebrity profile and reserve your spot right now!!

As the Coed of the Month this April, D’Nika Lea Romero gives Playboy a candid interview about her college days as a badass shooting guard and a frequent booty shaker. You can find her bare bod and the interview on page 19 in the April 2008 issue.

And the rest of the issue is equally revealing with WWE RAW’s Maria Kanellis gracing the cover and a fascinating 20Q with The Office’s Jenna Fischer. For the Kurt Vonnegut lovers, there’s an exclusive excerpt from his last book.

So, this is what Bret Michaels let go of last Sunday on Rock of Love 2? Ridiculous!!! He gave Kristy Joe Muller a choice — to stay and rock his world or to end her tour and figure things out. And as we all now know, she chose the latter.

We thought KJ was a shoo-in for first place. Ambre and Destiney both should have left before her. And even after all her low self-esteem induced tears, we LOVE her!!! Although we must say, she looks *much* hotter with black hair.

You can find the uncensored version of this NSFW photo here and others at this NSFW site. Happy Friday!!

Image courtesy of Playboy.