
American Idol Fantasia Barrino shocked the world last night with her flaming, fire-engine red coif. And with her truly horrid performance. (Did ya see the look on Simon’s face?! PURE HORROR!)
I mean, the fact she couldn’t even tell Ryan Seacrest what color it was (because he did ask), is a warning sign. Seems like she blacked out at the hair salon and woke up looking like …
Ronald McDonald!!! And I bet she ain’t gettin’ paid by McD’s for that look. She’s doing it for free.
You go, girl!! And get some fries with that shake!
[Images courtesy of AmericanIdol.com and gilesorr.com]


We cannot wait for Hollywood’s favorite ingénue, Diablo Cody, to make her triumphant screen debut in the sequel to the ’80s fan favorite The Goonies.
Ms. Cody will be filling in for the late John Matuszak as Sloth. We wish her and her crookedy-ass eyes all the Baby Ruths in the world.
Heh. Only kidding. Ain’t nobody letting her star in a film.
[Images courtesy of Esquire and the Guardian]


From the get-go, we’ve noticed a similarity between American Idol season one runner-up Justin Guarini and this season’s heartthrob Jason Castro.
What does Justin do now? Well, his Web site makes him sound totally awesome, and it appears he blogs about American Idol (aww, just like us!) or something. His IMDb page shows he’s played a Keith and a Kieth (that could also be a spelling error…) in two films and some bit roles since that big From Justin to Kelly flop in 2003.
Furthermore, a 2006 MSNBC article doesn’t paint his life to be so very cheery after AI:
Season one runner-up Justin Guarini has not, however, had the same sort of three years as either Kelly, Tamyra, or some of the other finalists. Justin was dropped by RCA after his album failed to sell more than 134,000 copies, he was ticketed after almost hitting a five-year-old girl with his jet ski, and he got sued for more than $100,000 after being involved in a car accident. (The suit was later settled, but the amount and details were not disclosed.)
Images courtesy of AmericanIdol.com


We had a dream last night that Rock of Love 2 winner Ambre Lake was really Surreal Life star Alexis Arquette.
Mere coincidence? You tell us!
Photos courtesy of MoviePictureFilm.com and Ambre’s MySpace