You can decide the fate of Rock of Love 2 winner and Bret Michaels’ girlfriend (yes, they are STILL dating!) Ambre Lake. Well, she won’t actually be kicking the bucket. However, her character, Janelle, could very well expire in Project Slasher, which explores a new genre of choose-your-own-adventure-style films.
Released today, a short “teaser” of the film juxtaposes a weather man’s forecast with shots of an out-of-breath Janelle, who whispers the word “fuck.”
The remainder shows the woman going about the daily motions of her life but gives off an eerie sense that someone is watching. That someone turns out to be the trite masked men who capture the leading lady. At the end, it gives you a choice of where Janelle can run — woods or barn — and goes on from there. Check out the clip here.
Surprisingly, Ambre does a fantastic job in this glimpse of the film — probably because she does so little talking. For some reason, her voice throughout the Rock of Love 2 season got to us because it never seemed genuine. It always felt like she was presenting a well-rehearsed broadcast of events. What do you think of her performance?!?!
The original ANTM and Vh1 celeb-reality star Adrienne Curry posted videos of a gathering that included New York (Tiffany Pollard), Rock of Love star Bret Michaels and Christopher Knight.
New York: “You know, YouTube, what the fuck ever. Cause i have a new show coming out and, um, damn I’m drunk! And it’s called New York Goes to Hollywood. Check it out. I don’t know when it’s going to be released, but you guys are always in my fucking business, YouTube.”
In the next video, Curry contemplates having a threesome with her husband, Knight, and Michaels. Sick!! Watch at your own risk.
So, are all these fools working on a show together? That would be pathetic. And delicious.
This seems like a lot more gals from Rock of Love 2 than what was first suspected! Aw, we’re so sad Lacey isn’t part of the group. Or Brandi C.!
Good news though. The former host Mo’Nique is out the door, and the new host will be … Sharon Osbourne !!!
This all makes perfect sense since Sharon is a rock star’s wife, and she’ll be dealing with some hardcore rocker chicks (read: Peyton and Angelique!).
VH1 reports on its blog, “Osbourne will host and guide Bret’s ladies through their journey into the world of all things prim and proper. In the end, only one contestant will be left standing with $100,000 in her pocket.”
And we guessed right — the show will on this fall! Hooray!
We wondered where all our girls were off to (they, of course, have to keep these things on the DL), but now we have received “confirmation” from DBSlayers. They allege that Lacey Conner, Brandi Cunningham, Brandi M., Daisy De La Hoya, Heather Chadwell, Angelique Morgan and Roxy are off filming Charm School 2, the girls of Rock of Love 1 and 2.
Aw shiz!! Betcha Bret Michaels will wanna watch this!
Also, we’re pretty sure Kristy Joe Muller is part of the mix, too. We got a muffled “she’s on the other show” outta one source when asked if she was on I Love Money (obviously we know now that she is not). We shall assume this is the other show, for now (though that is NOT confirmed).
Since the show is currently filming, who knows when the master of celeb-reality and all things mostly awesome, VH1, will make a formal announcement. Our guess is that it’ll be part of the network’s lineup this fall.
Everyone’s favorite wild and wacky stripper, Angelique Morgan from Rock of Love 2, allegedly was ripped off by some booking agent. At least, I think that’s what she means. She posted an ominous warning to all her friends on MySpace about the guy.
See what you can decipher from her message below:
Date:
May 14, 2008 3:19 PM
Subject:
WARNING TV REALITY STAR&agent!1DONT GET BOOK WITH CHRISTIAN LAVISH!!SCUMBAG!
Body:
So I was suppose to get booking for aperance~at club FAME IN HOUSSTON TEXAS.I ASKED FOR 50%deposit in order to secure.my booking!He spend 1MONTH TO SEND ME DEPOSIT CHEQUE,SENT IT WRONG ADRESS&then I went to my bank when I finally got cheque.&ITS WAS NO FUND AVAILABLE!!DO NOT WORK WITH HIM!! CHRISTIAN LAVISH,He pretend to be Tv reality star promoter&BOOK YOU&THEN DON’T PAID YOU!!BANK OF AMERICA TOLD ME HIS COMPANY LAVISH IS NOT LISTED&ALL CHEQUUE ARE SEND BACK UNPAID! I guess its why we need agent!DON’T WORK WITH HIM GYUS!!He tryied to screw me!
UPDATE: Miz Frenchy wrote us back with some more details. Check it out:
THANKS GIRL YEEEEAH THANKS GOD I ASKED DEPOSIT SO IDIDNT GO TO EVENT HE ALSO TRY TO BOOOK FOMICO BUT HIS AGENT SAID NO BC HE COULDN EVEN GET THEM DEPOSIT..HE SEND ME ONE DEPOSIT CHECK WITH NO FUND SO SAME STORY,..LOSER ANYWAY REPOST BULLETIND TO PREVENT AND PROTECT OTHER SAR I HAD TO GO TO POLICE AND DID RESTRICTED ORDER BC HE ALSO ASSAULT ME ALLDAY WITH TEXT MESSAGE CRRAXY
LEAVING FOR LA TMX TO SHOOT NEW SHOW//XOXO
The last time we saw Brandi Cunningham, she was partying hard at Jason “Heat” Rosell’s birthday party in LA. The super-friendly Rock of Love contestant and upcoming I Love Moneystar admittedly dabbled in porn as Brittany Burke before turning into a full-blown reality TV star.
But that’s why we love her so much: She’s honest, hot and makes awesomely funny YouTube videos with Rock of Love’s Krista. What more could you want?!