This week’s episode opens with Hotlanta chatting about unpaid rent and a possible eviction. Wait, I thought strippers made bank? Guess Hotlanta doesn’t fall in that category. Sinceer eavesdrops as usual and makes a snide remark about what a sorry excuse for a mother Hotlanta is! Ouch.

Yet again, Hotlanta hits the sauce to soothe the pain of her possible homelessness. Flavor Flav gathers up the chicas for a group-wide wedding proposal. Flav’s the theatrical type, and he divides the ladies into groups of three: brides, maids of honor and one will be the biotch who opposes the marriage. Whoever does the best wins another flavorful date with the man wearing all them gold chains.

After the ladies pick teams, the ceremony commences with Flav marrying Black. Her vows consist of more children and chicken. Now that’s pure romance. When it’s time for the kiss, Black seems rather uncomfortable, and there is not even any tongue or lip action.

Tree becomes upset and outraged. For being the designated opposer, she causes quite the scene! Hotlanta is drunk (as usual) when it’s her time to tie the knot with old Flav. While Sinceer being the sincere lady she is, objects. She declares that Hotlanta isn’t classy or stable enough for our boy Flav. Is she right?

Next up is Thing 2 with her sappy vows. She says Flav is not only her best friend, but he is her confidant. And totally the right man for her. Then she can’t even get his name right! What is it with these broads? It’s not William Drake, Muppet! It’s William Drayton.

Prototype points out the obvious — that Muppet Twin 2 has nasty toenails and is sporting a funky bra. Totally sick!

Flav doesn’t care; he makes her his bride, kisses her and invites the losers for a face off — casket style. Sinceer wins with a very heartfelt eulogy. She pays respect to Flavor Flav’s “Fight the Power” and the substance behind it for all African Americans. Of course, this makes Sinceer the winner, hands down. So the very daring Flav and Sinceer get to ride on a mini-plane over the Pacific.

Flav asks the original girls to interview the newbies. And quite humorously, the girls choose Black as the one that’s truly there for Flav. She gets an intimate date in Flav’s bedroom where the two chat and lock lips.

Meanwhile, hot mess Hotlanta (yes, this is no longer in question — this woman is a hot mess!!) starts talking shit to Tree and Luscious D about Flav’s kids, his financial status and the obvious fact that the mansion they are all living in isn’t really Flav’s. Hasn’t she learned to keep her mouth shut? Or was it the booze talking?

Eventually, Hotlanta’s rude statements blow up in her face, almost resulting in an all out house brawl. Flav is peeved. He removes Hotlanta and Luscious D because it was obvious — they just didn’t mesh.

— Katie LuRusso

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Tags: black, Flavor Flav, Flavor of Love 3, Luscious D, Prototype, Round 9: Hotlanta or Hot Mess? | Staring Hotlanta, Sinceer, Thing 2, Tree