So, Kristy Joe left us last week. Who will go this week?

From the previews, it looks like Jessica might get a little too sloppy to stay. Megan also is at risk since she almost went home last week … before KJ’s jaw-dropping walk out.


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Sounds like elimination is coming a day early. Bret Michaels will make the decision after he gets chatty with all the girls’ ex-boyfriends/husbands. And, after he gets Rock of Love’s first season party girl Heather to get the girls so wasted and wild that they tell her their deepest darkest secrets.

Oh god, Destiney’s ex-boyfriend looks like a complete dork! Isn’t she the one who loves rock stars? This guy looks more like a roadie for John Mayer! NONE Ambre’s exes would come out, so her über super-dork friend walks in wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt. Daisy’s ex is friggin’ HOT. He sorta has that dark, Chris Cornell thing going on.

Daisy fears that Heather is going to sabotage the girl who is the best match for sexy, old Bret (we’re sure she’s assuming it’s her). And it also seems like little Daisy has something to hide. Hmm … is she still sleeping with that hot guy??

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In just ten minutes, Heather has the girls almost topless and doing body shots — not that this is somehow different then any other day in the ROL house!

“It was awkward being with the exes,” Bret admits. It’s awkward, and he isn’t finding out any new info on his girls. Bret is pissed that Megan was on another reality show. Ahem, she *won* Beauty and the Geek 3! How does he not know this? We’re shocked he didn’t Google all of these girls at some point! Isn’t that the first thing you do before you go on a date nowadays?!?!


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Heather has the girls going more wild than ever: Megan and Jessica basically call Destiney a groupie slut; Destiney streaks like a groupie slut; Megan tells Heather about her reality TV past; and she insults Jessica. More drama ensues.

Meanwhile, the calculating and fake Ambre just sits back to watch the fireworks.

Let’s get back to the drama … Jessica cries to Heather. She continues to bad mouth the other girls, including her friend Megan and Destiney. Heather tells the camera, “Holy hell, if I’m getting this much dirt already …” She she is in drunken trash-talking slut heaven. And is loving every minute of it!

Since Kristy Joe’s departure, the girls have no one target to gang up on. So now they are just randomly lashing out on one another. And it’s getting pretty dirty!!!


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Daisy has a meltdown in the kitchen because she has to face the fact that she LIVES WITH HER EX-BOYFRIEND!!!! In a one bedroom place!!!! OK, how many times did she rip on Kristy Joe? At least KJ wasn’t living with her husband! (Actually, now that we think about it, this topic was never addressed…) Daisy continues to act a fool by running in circles crying like a drunken 13-year-old. “The girl is a total blubbering train wreck!” says Heather.

Bret takes the exes to Dave & Busters. They seem to be getting a little comfortable, but Bret just comes across as a huge douchebag. “It’s hard enough to go on a date with one girl — imagine going on a date with three!” Oh Bret, at this point only a polygamist can feel your pain.


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Jessica slides down the slippery slope of drunkenness. She’s pukes. She falls over. Is this her first time ever being drunk? She also mimics a 13-year-old who downed a fifth of vodka. Not attractive. She continues her belligerent rampage by attacking Bret. The worst part: She gives him a full-on smooch with her hot puke breath. Disturbing and icky!

Now it’s time for Heather to give Bret the scoop. She thinks Jessica is too young (and he agrees). She thinks Megan is there for the wrong reasons. She likes Ambre. She believes Destiney wants to just date a rock star. And Daisy … seems like Daisy’s suspicions were right because Heather sabotages the hell out of her!


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Bret has a private talk with Daisy and the ex Charles about the former couple’s living situation. They seem to clear everything up when Charles says he wants Daisy to stay in the house with Bret’s heart. Aw, what a nice guy!

Ambre manipulates a teary eyed Megan, who is crying over her prick of an ex. The conniving bitch Ambre thinks Megan’s not over him, and she goes to Bret to tells him this bit of gossip! Bret confronts Megan, and she basically gives him a lap dance. What a way to patch things up!

Elimination time!!! Daisy is a mess, Jessica has recently recovered, and Ambre is a just total bitch. He presents passes to …

Ambre.

Destiney.

Daisy.

It’s down to Megan and Jessica!!!!!! We think Megan is going to go … but Jessica should really go.

And it’s the end of the road for Megan. She looks really hurt. And then she just stands there. And stand there. And shakes her head. Over and over. Girl is in shock!!!! Don’t be so mean, people!

Next week: It’s in Vegas, baby, with the final four, Bret … and Heather?!?!

Tags: Ambre, Bret Michaels, Daisy De La Hoya, Destiney, Jessica, Megan Hauserman