Wild episode tonight….BO GOT KNOCKED THE F**K OUT by my boy CHAD. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN BE LOOKING SOMEONE IN THE FACE AND GET CHEAPSHOTTED! It may have sounded like i meant Bo got cheapshotted, but you dont run up at somebody, GET HIT, and call it a CHEAP SHOT. Its called GETTING KNOCKED THE F’ OUT BITCH! Chad u def. did not cheap shot him its all bullshit…Bo got wat was coming 2 him!
note that everyone was holding me back. i let him know it was on but i left the room to try to cool down. he came back after me, getting in my face and he’s taller and fatter than me so i felt threatened… headbutting isn’t cheap when you’re being restrained and a big ass meat head is in your face. i might say that first shot was self defense… i felt like he would be the kind of guy to hit a motherfucker while his hands were held. cuz THAT’s the kind of guy bo is. the other two hits were icing on the cake.
on another note, i have to comment on all the stupid ass people who think a shot at love is REAL!!! i mean really?? really?? everyone on tv, on any “reality” show, is there for the cameras. NOT to find love or have a “shot” with Tila Tequila… i fucked hotter bitches when i was twelve… enjoy the rest of the season…right…like you’ll be watching. i mean, what’s the point now?! yawn…she’s boring.
Here’s the recap from last week’s show. It’s way late, but oh well! The episode starts with the remaining 12 huddled around a fish bowl filled with questions from Tila. Sirbrina gets the hot-button question: Do you agree with gay marriage? Of course she does!
On the other hand, Chad does not: “These girls are pretty retarded and have their heads in the clouds.” Chad flips his shit and says nobody understands politics, and people are just going to pretend they are gay to get health insurance benefits. Um, isn’t that a sign we need universal health care? He also asks “Doesn’t a child deserve to have a father?”
He then discloses to the camera: “I like Tila, but it’s too much hassle to stick around. Lesbians … they are a tricky bunch.”
Other highlights include:
The first Backyard Bi-Nanza brings out the best in everyone: Tila in assless chaps and some great sound bytes from Chad and Glitter. Guess who said what: 1.) “I’m not used to riding bulls; I’m used to riding petite little things.” 2.) “I’ve ridden a lot of things, but not a mechanical bull.” (Find answer at the end of post!)
The Bi-Nanza losers must whip up some home-cooked chili for Tila, and Bo interprets this to mean he’s in charge. His group members are even more peeved when Tila gives him special alone time due to the tasty chili. Read more…
Nobody has been more vocal with their fans than A Shot at Love 2’s Lisa Rizzo. She’s been vlogging and blogging up a storm on her MySpace page with her Jersey twang. We wish we talked like that!
Today she shares with us her new, sexy laptop (see video above) that almost looks like a Mac. She mentions she’ll be endorsing the company, yet forgets to tell us who that company might be.
HEY ALL IM SITTING IN HOTEL ROOM WITH SOME FRIENDS FOR AN APPEARANCE IN LONG ISLAND - I GOT MY NEW LAPTOP AND THEY AGREEDTO ENDORSE ME- HOW FUCKIN COOL.. LOOK AT IT- ITS CRAZY TOO BC TODAY MAD PEOPPLE RECOGNIZED ME IN THE MALL HERRE! AM I THAT RECOGNIZABLE?!!! HAHA AWESOME
We love small laptops. We use a 12-inch, and it’s hot. Her’s looks a LOT smaller. How many inches you got, Rizzo? Holler back!
What is it with people thinking they MUST make a T-shirt for every occasion.
For instance, when Chad Tulik uttered “chicks love wangbone” on A Shot at Love 2, was it really necessary for a light bulb to go off in his head that made him MAKE SHIRTS THAT SAY THIS ASININE STATEMENT!
Standing out as one of the most popular of the contestants vying for Tila Tequila’s love on A Shot at Love 2, Sirbrina Guerrero also plays cover model this month for Seattle’s DList Magazine.
Peruse the issue, but unfortch you can’t read it online. Well, you can try. The font is small and all blurry though, so good luck! All we can make out is a big quote that says: “I don’t really have a type anymore. It just depends on the person.”
What does she have to say about the not-very-flattering photo? On MySpace she writes, “So I’m not a fan of the picture at all BUT the interview is pretty good.” Hmm … the folks in Seattle will have to fill us in!
Also, DON’T FORGET: Chat with Serenity from A Shot at Love II for CHARITY tonight, June 5. She will be logging on at 6 p.m. PST. CLICK HERE TO REGISTER!! Half of the proceeds will go the Breast Cancer Foundation.
